“You hear that, Stu? I think she wants a motive”
Ah, good evening! The name's Python, and you've found my main carrd! I'll be your resident Zofian and infodump extraordinaire.
I love BTS and Enhypen, they are my favorite k-pop groups!
I am a Hellenic Polytheist and Aphrodite devotee! My religion holds significant importance to me, and I often find myself mentioning it. If it makes you uncomfortable or if you would prefer to avoid any religious discussions, please let me know, and I will refrain from bringing it up in our conversations. Furthermore, I kindly request that you not refer to me as a witch or assume that I practice magic, as this is not the case, despite frequent mislabeling.
I am also a Mila worshipper! This is for fictionkin reasons.
I may need tone tags if you are talking with me.
I selfship with and f/o (fictional other) many characters from different sources romantically, platonically, and familially. I use selfshipping as a coping mechanism and it is rather serious to me. I am fictoromantic and thus my f/os are important to me. Please do not insult my f/os in front of me unless it is clear that you are joking. My familial ships (especially with Teucer and Dio) are the most important to me, please do not joke about me being "weird" for this and please please please do not make uncomfy jokes or comments about Teucer. Having said that, you can ask me about my selfships anytime, especially if it's from a source I am currently hyperfixated on! I'll be happy to talk about yours as well.
I am really good at making Spotify playlists, I have 300+ on my account, and would be HAPPY to make one for you upon request.
I use the labels Fictoromantic, Knightcoric, and Achillean and identify with these strongly.
I identify as spiritual Otherkin/Fictionkin, a practice I have held dearly to me as long as I've been on this earth. I (as a host) honestly have more memories from my past life in Zofia than memories from the one I'm currently living, and as such I hold I affiliation with the timeline and country very important to me. I would gladly explain this further should there be any questions. (See Also: Daventry.)
I've gotten very into scene fashion and that is what I typically wear. Scene boyz rise up idk. I don't post photos of myself too often but I can totally show off some fits, they're pretty cool. I like fashion I can subtly (or not subtly) sneak my hyperfixations into.
Pregnancy and parenthood in general have been a huge special interest of mine for a very long time. That's why I am very frequently creating fankids with my f/os or making pretty much every self insert I have pregnant. You can talk about pregnancy in a negative light around me but I may get uncomfortable. Also I really like babies if you have babies or even straight up adult kids please talk about them I will think you're the coolest person ever.
I am very enthusiastic about ita bags and have quite the growing collection! This is another special interest I've had for a long time.
I am currently a college student studying political science and civil law! If you ever have bizarre hypothetical legal questions, I'm your guy.
by the way all these underlined things are links in case you didn't notice :]
Fan Police
"Blue Lives Matter"
"Super-straight/super-lesbian/super-gay"
Anti-choice
Anti-BLM
Anti-otherkin
KFF/non-fictionkin who use the word "kin"
LGBT+ phobic
MAP/MAP supporters/NOP/Any Pedophile Term
Nazi/neonazi
Proana/thinspo/ED blogs
Qanon supporters
TERF/RadFem
Discourse Junkies
Major triggers:
Anything containing these would preferably be spoilered or censored around me, or filtered with my catchall tag, "Python dl"
Any and all hand trauma or injury (tearing, losing, smashing, breaking, or other mutilation) pertaining to the hands, including fingers, fingernails, palm, wrist, etc. This is an important trigger, please tag mentions, images, etc. I have several variations of "#hand trauma" blacklisted, but using my dl tag would be appreciated as well.
descriptions or depictions of waterboarding
mentions of infant death/miscarriage/infertility
Teucer from Genshin Impact shipped romantically with anybody or put in any situation unsafe for a child
“What mouth?” Jokes referencing Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness are on thin ice but DO NOT send me any images or videos relating to that part of the movie.
Other Squicks:
(these are less serious and will not put me in danger, but are preferably avoided.)
Casphardt (Fire Emblem: Three Houses)
Diomis (JJBA)
extensive discussion of the Duma Faithful (SoV)
Any/All iterations of specifically the Miles Morales version of Spider-Man shipped romantically/put in a romantic situation with anybody, including canon pairings/content.
Please tag submechanophobia triggers as well. (Large machines/statues completely or partially submerged underwater- sunken ships or underwater toys, for example.)
I'm also not comfortable interacting with anyone who spiritually is kin with Michael Afton. I'm sure you guys are nice but I am afraid nonetheless and I cannot control being scared.
I tend to be very blunt and will let you know if something makes me uncomfortable. Please just use common sense when interacting with me or my socials.
Other F/Os: (sorted alphabetically)
F/O | Source |
---|---|
Achaka | King's Quest |
Adrian Graye Vernworth | The Owl House |
Aether | Genshin Impact |
Augustus Porter | The Owl House |
Axel | MC:SM |
Beedle | LoZ:BoTW |
Blade Ranger | Planes: Fire and Rescue |
Ciel Phantomhive | Black Butler |
Death | Manual Samuel / Helheim Hassle |
Diana Farley | Glass Sword |
Diluc Ragnvindr | Genshin Impact |
Director Clavell | Pkmn ScarVi |
Espresso Cookie | Cookie Run: Kingdom |
Forsyth | FE: SoV |
Glamrock Freddy | FNAF: Security Breach |
Gordie | Pokémon: Sword |
Guido Mista | JJBA |
Jay Merrick | Marble Hornets |
Jolly Redd | Animal Crossing |
Julian Devorak | The Arcana |
Lee | Bones and All |
Lefty | FNAF: Pizzeria Simulator |
Linhardt von Hevring | Fire Emblem: Three Houses |
Maren Yearly | Bones and All |
Max Jagerman | Nerdy Prudes Must Die |
Mike Schmidt | Five Nights at Freddy's: Movie |
Miles Morales | Marvel/ITSV |
P03 | Inscryption |
Prapai | Love in the Air |
Remington | My Time At Portia |
Ryunosuke Naruhodo | The Great Ace Attorney Chronicles |
Shade Barrow | Glass Sword |
Stu Macher | Scream (1996) |
Teppei | Genshin Impact |
Toby Rogers | Slenderverse |
Note: If you share any of my romantic f/os, just shoot me a message and let me know!! I’m comfortable with it so long as I'm told first, its much better than finding out by surprise. :)
THE IMPORTANTS!!!
This is the supreme lord Dio Brando, he is also my father and you better be nice to me or else he will drink your blood (he is vampire)
This is the joy of my life, my son, Teucer. He's from Genshin Impact, and he's taught me so much about what unconditional love truly is. He's turned me into the person I am today. I am boundlessly proud of him and always will be. Please please let me talk about him please
Blackagar Boltagon (the Marvel one), my brother!! I can talk about Black Bolt for hours, words cannot describe what I would give for a hug from this man, don’t even, I love him so much oh my gods
Other familial F/Os
F/O | Source | Relation |
---|---|---|
Bea | Pokemon SwSh | Sister |
Blackagar Boltagon | Inhumans | Brother |
Custard Cookie iii | Cookie Run: Kingdom | Child |
Egon Spengler | Ghostbusters | Grandfather |
Helpy | FNAF | Child (robotic) |
Skid | Spooky Month | Child (Adoptive) |
Tulin | LoZ:TotK | Child (Adoptive) |
Giulia Marcovaldo | Luca | Sister |
William Afton | FNaF | Worst Father-In-Law in the World (Affectionate) |
Ivor | MC:SM | Father (Adoptive) |
Jonathan Joestar | JJBA | Uncle |
Kazuma Asogi | The Great Ace Attorney Chronicles | Brother |
Steve Tholomule | The Owl House | Brother |
Platonic F/Os
F/O | Source |
---|---|
♡ Abby Schmidt ♡ | Five Nights at Freddy’s: Movie |
Arataki Gang (Itto, Mamoru, Genta, & Akira) | Genshin Impact |
Alex Kralie | Marble Hornets |
Black Phone Cast (Griffin Stagg, Billy Showalter, Vance Hopper, Bruce Yamada, Robin Arellano, Finney Blake) | The Black Phone |
Brian Thomas | Marble Hornets |
Henry Emily | Five Night's at Freddy's |
Lucy Lacemaker | Satellite City |
Lukas | Fire Emblem Echoes: Shadows of Valentia |
Tartaglia | Genshin Impact |
Tobin | Fire Emblem Echoes: Shadows of Valentia |
U-1146 | Cells at Work |
High Tier
Name | Source |
---|---|
Python | Fire Emblem Echoes: Shadows of Valentia |
Billy Loomis | Scream (1996) |
Vance Hopper | The Black Phone |
Graham Cracker | King's Quest |
Alois “Jim Macken” Trancy | Kuroshitsuji |
Achilles | Homer's Iliad & Hadesgame |
Giorno Giovanna | Jojo's Bizarre Adventure |
Jason | Craig of the Creek |
Matt Tholomule | The Owl House |
Maven Calore | Red Queen |
Mid Tier
Name | Source |
---|---|
Matthew Patel | Scott Pilgrim |
Madeleine Cookie | Cookie Run: Kingdom |
Alberto Scorfano | Pixar's Luca |
Caine | The Amazing Digital Circus |
Faolin | Noncanon Pokemon SWSH |
Dr. Jack Bright | SCP Lore |
Johannes "Jojo" Betzler | Jojo Rabbit |
Sky | Love in the Air: The Series |
King K. Rool | DK Country and SSB series |
Maximus Boltagon | Inhumans |
Mettaton | Undertale |
Montag "Count Lucio" Morgasson | The Arcana |
Morvay | nu: carnival |
Phoebe Spengler | Ghostbusters: Afterlife |
Pico | Newgrounds |
Preston Goodplay | I don’t wanna talk about it |
Sam | Manual Samuel |
Siren | Castle Swimmer |
Susato “Ryutaro” Mikotoba | The Great Ace Attorney Chronicles |
Timothy "Masky" Wright | Marble Hornets |
Khalid "Claude" von Riegan | Fire Emblem: Three Houses |
U-4989 | Cells at Work |
Venti | Genshin Impact |
Wade Ripple | Pixar’s Elemental |
Low Tier
Name | Source |
---|---|
Ann Lawson | Noncanon, Ace Attorney |
Craig Cahn | I don't wanna talk about this either |
Janja the Hyena | The Lion Guard |
Marshmallow | Crush Crush |
Mavos Nobles | Noncanon, My Time at Portia |
Paulette Bonafonté | Legally Blonde Musical |
Priapus | Noncanon, Maleficent Franchise |
Ranma Saotome | Ranma 1/2 |
Rosa | Pokemon BW2 |
A-Through-L / Ell the Wyverary | The Girl Who Circumnavigated Fairyland |
Michael Hellbent | Original Character |
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